Godzilla's Experiences Archive
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1/8/99
Wow I havn't told any experiences in a long time. I just havn't
been up to it lately. A while back my owner created an extention
for my cage. It is made of wire and now I can climb way up hight,
just how I like it. My cage was once 2 feet high and now it is
6 feet high! Quite an improvement huh? There is a branch near
the top so I can climb up and bask in the sun. Oh and people tell
me I'm getting bigger but I don't notice any differance. Well,
sorry I havn't written in a while I'll try to keep more updated
from now on.
By the way be sure to send opinions and questions so that my owner
can ansure them. :-)
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7/30/98
Not much happend to me today. I just stayed in that big plastic
box for most of the day then my owner came out with the smaller
box and put me in that, he moved me inside the house for a while
then he took me back out side and we started moving again but
this time it wasn't as bumpy we stopped moving. I was taken over
to the room I've seen so many time and was put back in to my normal
cage with my normal lights and and my normal branches
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7/29/98
Well Today I woke up and was still stuck in the green box with
the old smelly letuce. For most of the time I just sat there listening
and watching until I started to move again I watched as I moved
out side and to the back yard. The the cage opend and I got out
but now I was in a bigger box now. It was a little better but
they still put the rotten letuce in there, oh well. My owner left,
leaving me in the box outside all alone. Later that day he did
bring some real food to me.
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7/28/98
Well Today I was taken out of my cage and put in to this little
green plasctc box with a wire door. There was my favorite branch
inside and a head of lettuce. Well anyway the box started to move
for a while until my owner and I walk in to this place I think
it was a bus, a BUS!!! Whare are we going I thought. It started
to get bumpy I was kind of scared. We got off the bus and got
on another bus when all the bus rides were over I was carried
in to a new house but there was a lot of unfamilier people there.
Then some one took me out of the green box and started to hold
me. I didn't know this person was so I tried to whip him with
my tail and claw his arms up. He held me for awile, then we put
me back. By that night the lettuce started to get rotten and smelly
and that was unplesant, but I mannaged to get some sleep.
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7/21/98
Sorry I'st been almost a month since I updated this but...well
I'm sure the story's on the main page somewhare.
Anyway My owner cleaned and remodled my cage the other day he
bought a bag of "Critter Litter" and changed the cage's
bedding he put a brand new stick on the bottom of the cage and
propted up the two older sticks on it. He also bought CANED Iguana
food it wasn't that bad, but I prefure fresh vigidables and fruit.
Well that's all that's interesting today.
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6/27/98
Hello again aside from the fight with the mystery iguana. all
I did today was walk around on my iguana pen and bask in the heat
by the window. Oh yeah I ate some macaroni salad.
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6/3/98
Over the years I've notice a strange iguana on the other side
of the glass. Who is he? How did he get their? Why does he do
everything I do? I bob my head, he bobs his, it's vary weird,
but the weirdest thing is that when ever I'm let out of the cage
I never see him! Hmm. well he's never attacked me or ate my food,
so I guess I can live with him.
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4/8/98
Go day my owner took me out again walked me down to the Record
Exchange (a place that buys, sells, and trades) and my owner got
a 3rd party rumble pack for his N64. Then we went on to Albertson's
we looked at some magzines and look at other things, one girl
looked at me and said "EEW". So on to Burger King, we
got there but before we could order they kicked us out, I guess
they did'nt like me :( ungreatfull little..... uh.. what was I
saying? oh yeah. we brought the rumble pack home pluged it in
and played GoldenEye 007 and we were ingulfed in a great, no wait...
The stupid thing didn't even work! So we took it back and got
the money back. END OF DAY.
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4/7/98
Hello again it's time for another action packed adventure with,
GODZILLA THE IGUANA ! ! !
Today my owner strapped me up with a new leash (see Iguana care
guild for info.) and walked me down the road. I got to see lots
of neat things on the way, grass, trees , dogs :(, and elephants,
well maby not elephants. Anyway he took me to Safe Way and I got
to meet some people and even convinced someone to get an iguana.
It started to get cold so we went home.
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3/27/98
Not much has happend, we're getting a lot of spring rain (what
do you expect we live in Oregon) I havn't been let out of my cage
in a while, maybe it's because of the dirty room. One good thing
that happend, my owner fed me some cucomber and man was it good!
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2/25/98
My owner's best friend once had an iguana and boy was he mean
to him. he held it with gloves on, once he even through it across
the room, he took it out its cage and and through it at another
friend and the iguana bit and clawed him. eventually he though
it would be fun to cut off it's head, so he did! Rest it peace
Little Dragon.
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2/19/98
Today something happened that should have been on America's Funniest
Home Videos. OK this it what happened. Stinky's kitten was on
top of a desk that was right next to my cage, I didn't like that
very much so I made myself look all big, but the kitten didn't
leave, so I opened my mouth and it still didn't go away. So I
got pepared and SNAPPED at it. Boy did that cat jump, it did a
back flip off the desk and landed on it's back! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
!!!
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1/19/98
Today is Martin Luther King Day it's a dreadful day for me. You
see my owner is always talking about how two years ago my owner's
first iguana (also named godzilla) was killed by the cat, Winky.
My owner was iguana illiterate and he left the cage lid open enough
for the cat push it open more and jumped in and I guess you can
figure out the rest.... After that the cat was Dubbed "Stinky"
So always remember CLOSE THE LID TIGHT.
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12/30/97
Wouldn't you know it my owner left on a long trip and only left
two if the three lights on (night heat and full spectrum) for
my cage but don't worry he changed my food and water before he
left.
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12/16/97
Well today I just got my first look at TV it was cool. Anyway
we just spent half an hour watching TV.
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12/14/97
Just to let you know I wasn't abandoning you I wrote my experience
for today even though nothing happened. First a soaked up some
heat. Then I ate, then drank, then rested until my owner refilled
my bowl. Thet's all.
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12/9/97
Today I was picked up when I didn't want to be picked up. My owner's
friend picked me up and handed me to my him. When he bent over
to pick something up I whipped him in the face. That'll teach
him.
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12/7/97
Hello again, sorry I didn't update in so long but my owner was
gone and no one let me out of my cage. Any way last night my owners
sister didn't turn off my lights so I had a hard time getting
to sleep, but don't worry she got yelled at.
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12/3/97
Well Today was really boring I didn't even come out of my cage.
To spare you all the boringness I won't put these kind of days
in here, but don't worry there won't be many.
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12/2/97
This day was pretty cool I got to go play on my iguana pen. Well
I didn't actually play I just sat on the heating pad and ate green
beans(Yum Yum).
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11/27/91
Well Today was a pretty average day, well except I didn't get
held today. there's not much to tell so I'll just leave it at
that.
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11/21/97
Today something interesting happened to me. I got my first claw
clip by the great people of The Reptile Room.
First of all it wasn't a great day, they put me in a big box that
at leased had a heating pad in it . I guess they put me in a car
(Because it was all bumpy.)and drove me down there.
When we got there a man picked me up and held my legs down, he grabbed some ordinary fingernail clippers and clipped my claws one by one, it was over pretty fast.
When we got home again I was put back in the cage, but for only a little while. Then my owner and his friend took me back out and took me to the indoor pond, (which they call a bathtub.) it was warm an relaxing, I've never had a bath before and it wasn't so bad.
Then after a little while my owner took me out and started to rub olive oil on me (To get rid of mites) and I liked it a lot.
Then he dried me off and put me back in my cage I went to sleep.
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11/19/97
Well this was a rather unpleasant day. It all started when my
owner mentioned something about taming, I was unpleased to find
that it had something to do with him holding me, and that is something
I don't like very much.
First he picked me up out of the cage, despite my effort to get away. He held me in his hand as I continually wiggled and squirmed to get away.
after a while I thought of a plan to get me back in the cage. So what I did was I pretended to be all calm, I crawled up his arm and up to his shoulder, and when I got there I started.......
WHIPPING HIM IN THE FACE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!
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